Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
(this is my favorite HAHAHA!)
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Question: What was so good about the neurotic doll a girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.
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