Monday Morning Mirth  

IF you were able to stay AWAKE during last night's Oscar Awards Show, I have some vacation pictures I'd like to show you...

L.A. Gossip Rag DEFAMER blogged live (YAWN!)

Some of Defamer's tipsy observations in no particular order:

8:05: "Hilary Swank wins Best Actress (umm, duh)!...She goes to the “girl from a trailer park” thing, which is obscene for someone who’s just won their SECOND Oscar. Um, you’ve already overcome the Cheez Wiz sandwiches and GTOs on blocks in the driveway years ago? White trash cred expires after the first award, Hils..."

6:02: "The make-up people are the first below-the-line category to be forced to stay far, far away from the stage, where they might make eye contact with the people they spackle pancake onto for a living..."

"...The camera keeps cutting to FN star Johnny Depp, who looks like he was dressed by a high school English teacher who’s had the fashion lobe removed from his brain..."

8:03: "Sean Penn laments that five thousand actors can’t be nominated for Best Actor/Actress each year, the only way that the craft can be properly respected. Lesser Baldwins watching from check-cashing instutitons silently nod their approval..."

All I got to say is, HEY, it was a terrible waste of false eyelashes, including mine, all AROUND! When the Red Carpet Parade of the pre-show is better than the show itself? Grab the Swag and Run like He**!

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