Monday Morning Mirth

courtesy the Drudge Report

The Original Stone Temple Blogger of all, Matt Drudge, turns 9yo this week.

This is the man who could be, (insert Super WHAT the ----!), the number one URL on every news desk in the WORLD!

NINE YEARS this man has been selflessly tied to his computer, pausing only long enough lately to attend restaurant and nightclub openings. Nine years, this man has been a virtually unchallenged cybergossip diva who initially turned the journalism world on it's ear by rushing to *file* unconfirmed sensational tattles on his site, most of which tagert heavy hitters of the Leftward persuasion.

Many not so fondly refer to Drudge as the *Right Wind* in honor of his being alledgedly the favorite boy toy of the Right Wing.

Read his special birthday edition: "Anyone With A Modem Can Report On The World..." HERE .

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