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More Reality TV!
It's been pitched that next fall season, the Bush twins get
followed around by some video cameras for a gig ala the Osbournes,
those extremely banal English posers. At least the Bush girls
can buy booze for their dad...
UberWhat the...

Would someone please explain to ChicKnits just what is so
unbelievably weird about this guy? Um, I mean Miss Thing CarrotTop;
I already know what's uup with DevilBoy SHeen...
Mark Prior - YUM
gets his first win
7-4 against the Bucs
Cubs WIN!!!
the baby Bears break their 9 game losing streak by trouncing
the Brewers 5-4...
HoHUmmm
Clones trounce Spidey...
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May 16, 2002
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Ain't no Mountain High
Enough
Sunday in Chicago just begged for a HUGE cup
of coffee and the paper in bed. It rained all
night with some superduper Thunder and LIghtening
(which my new little plantings out front loved!).
It was still totally foggy and drizzley when the
alarm clock woke me at 6am.
What would be BIG enough and Powerful enough
to get me out of the house on a day like this?
the
Y-Me Race Against Breast Cancer

Here's some of my intrepid krewe ready to start.
We walked 3 miles - some of us ran 5. Almost 25,000
people showed up for the event in spite of the
weather and it was very exciting! And we raised
over $2 Million !!!
People with a common purpose in America in large
gatherings are uncommon.
In the US, we have:
the 4th of July
Thanksgiving
SuperBowl Sunday
Anytime we as a people can support as worthy
a cause as the Y-Me Folks, I'm ready to roll...
These are the marvelous volunteers and workers
who work the phones during a potential cancer
victim's most terrifying and panicky moments -
the days when they first find out there is a huge
problem. I''ve listened to the workers first hand
on assignment and their calm and compassion was
phenomenal!
Three Cheers for Y-Me
!!!
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May 17, 2002
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all of her hair during treatment for breast cancer.
She's been wearing a scarf under a baseball cap
for a couple of weeks. She's 36 years old and
beautiful.
I thought I'd try and make
her a hat out of this:

One
Ball Easy Cap
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Ironic that today's Friday Five is about hair,
but my very positive friend would say - Hey
LIFE goes on...
1. What shampoo do you
use? I like Tresemme Hydrology.
2. Do you use conditioner? What kind?
Ditto.
3. When was the last time you got your hair
cut? About a month ago - I have the best
HairWizard by the name of Yasmine at Mario Triocci
at 900 N Michigan Ave.
4. What styling products do you use?
I use a dime size blob of VO5 STRAIGHT HAIR
and the same amount of VO5 MEND & DEFEND. Rub
briskly together and apply to mostly the top
hair and comb through then style. I work outside
a lot and this protects me fine...
5. What's your worst hair-related experience?
Since I work outside, I thought if I got my
hair cut really short it would be easier to
take care of in Chicago's schizophrenic weather.
Instead, I had to style it every day, left the
house lookin good, and as soon as I got to the
bus stop (1.5 blocks away) I looked a lot like
Bozo the CLown!
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May 18, 2002
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It's almost finished
Or should I
say, it's almost knit up to the last
couple inches before I join it!!! It's the fabulously
funky lavender Ribbie Cardie. And the weather
is staying cool this Spring so I'm gonna look
cool longer. I think I'll be joining all the
pieces tomorrow and will take some pictures
with the digi-cam and post. I also got some
way cool LARGE white hook and eyes at Hancock
Fabrics to use for closing. I bought 8.
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If you're like
me, Saturday Mirth is almost as fun as
Monday Mirth: Check
out these rockin' Maine Spinners.
Be sure to click on the Calendar link for the
Full Monty or whatever they call it in Maine...
(Clara?)
Should we do one of these with
the Knitting Bloggers? OOOh Ladies!!!
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Would you believe
I was silly enough to volunteer to work
today??? I couldn't help myself; besides being
a knitting junkie, I am a News Junkie. The police
have found two suspects responsible for the
Browns Chicken Massacre that happened in Palatine,
Illinois on January 8th 1993. Seven people were
killed at the restaurant on NW Highway. The
suspects will be charged today around noon.
I hope I am there.
I was at the scene right after it happened
in about zero degree weather when the police
brought out stretcher after stretcher. Unreal.
Heartbreaking. Everyone thought it would NEVER
be solved. I am thrilled they've found these
people - one of the men's girlfriend's friends
dropped a dime... I was with the reporter who
was tipped and broke the story - on days like
this, my job is first kiss good. I feel kind
of like Lenny on L'nO. Naah, I'll never be THAT
Righteous...
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May 20, 2002
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Monday Morning Mirth

Here's a portrait of me
as
Polly
Boffin of Needlehole
go HERE
to See what
YOU look like made out of Leggos...
This is a slow load so go
get a cup of coffee or brush your teeth or something...
Go check out Sarah's
Leggo Grrl where I found this funkay generator!
(Hi Sarah! Where were you standing for that
picture???)
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May 22, 2002
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You can run but you can't hide...
In the multiple WIP (Works in Progress) reality
of ChicKnits, a new "explanation=excuse" has been
developing.
I have simply been preparing for the WARM WEATHER
that normally follows April 30th. I have been
denied. The few days it was above 70 degrees here,
the high was preceeded by lows in the 40's ramping
up 30 degrees over a two hour span accompanied
by high winds. This is the kind of twist that
makes your wardrobe run for its life.
I've become very adept at layering (I also lived
in San Francisco for a decade where just crossing
the city from Oceanside to Bayside can call for
three changes of clothing... It's kind of the
Farm League in preparation for true schizophrenic
areas). But the longing for the calendar wear
just won't go away!
I want to wear Tank Tops under my jacket! I want
to wear Cotton Sweaters! I want to see COLOR instead
of Black (Leather is really everywhere right now)
and by golly I'm going to goad Mother Nature into
it.
In my faithful attempt to command She Who Will
Not Be Moved (sorta like washing your car and
it rains), I have FOUR sleeveless creations on
the needle. They are all about half done. When
I get even the slightest bit bored with one, I
start another. I am a glutton. I offer this confession
to you as a release of guilt for all others out
there who might be in the same boat.
I figure Build It and She will come...
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May 23, 2002
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| Wrap
It up Baby...
It's a Girl!!!

an almost finished
Ribby
About 9:20 last night, during a particularly
dull episode of L & O, I was really hating this
thing... It was heavy; the color was pukey looking;
bulky yarn sucks; I hated the way the decreases
were working out; it was too long, etc. etc.
etc.
This cardie was not ripped from today's headlines
WHATSOEVER!
Not chic, just knit...
BUT I just let myself get into the rhythm of
knitting and forgot it was anything in particular.
The Process prevailed and because it is a raglan
design, every other row, I was losing 4 stitches.
We like that. A lot...
Before I knew it, I was up to the front neck
shaping and was HOME FREE! (And I still hated
it. Gack!!!)
Then I mattress stitched the sleeves and tried
it on. CUPID STRIKES a HOMERUN! It felt wonderful,
fit great, and the color truly compliments my
pasty sun-free face and red-headed little self.
Oh thank you Lord...
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More Deliverance:
I took my first taxi ride yesterday since
the Alien Abduction of May 8 because I was
extremely late for work this morning. I had
the pleasure of riding with a nice driver
who played soft Opera music while I stared
into space because I was comatose from the
lack of morning coffee.
That's right, I'm in denial; I don't needit;
I can quit anytime I want. But I almost wiped
out a senior lady in my hurry to cross the
street to the (EEwww) Starbucks across from
the studios!
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May 26, 2002
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Baby Bonne Marie's
Personal Yarns
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Where were you born? What do you know
about your own birth? (time, circumstance,
etc...)
I was born in Grand Rapids, Michigan at around
2 minutes to midnight, Thursday, February
12.
My Busia was very upset that I might be born
on Friday the 13th, and thus be haunted by
bad luck forever, or be handicapped, or have
6 toes or something. My Busia (Grandmother)
is Polish and very superstitious. My other
Grandmother is Irish and was completely annoyed
with her because it upset my mother to the
point where they gave Mom some kind of dose
that made her very silly. Supposedly when
it came time for me to make my appearance,
they wheeled her into the delivery room while
she was singing "Beautiful Dreamer, wake unto
me..." an old sentimental favorite she learned
as a kid or something...
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Do you have a baby picture you can put
onto your weblog?
What kind of a baby or toddler were you
according to the people who were around when
you were young?
I was a shy little flower, very girly girl,
my mom dressed me in fluffiness like a little
doll at all times. Little lace edged socks
- little velvet dresses on Sunday with lace
collars in the winter that she'd make herself.
Often times, we were dressed alike when we
went to Mass.
I was named after Rhett and Scarlett's baby
in "Gone with The Wind", little Bonnie Blue.
My mom is a huge fan of this movie, in fact,
she just gave me the DVD version of it for
my birthday this year. I've gone on to read
the book 5 times and went and visited the
writer's home when I was in Atlanta a couple
of years ago. Indeedy, the apple does not
fall far from the tree, although in my case
it might've rolled a few feet away...
As you can see in the picture, I had a very
big round head. My aunt told me last summer
at a family party that the joke was if my
head fell off it would just keep a rollin'.
I actually think I grew into my head. Usually
a kid's head is about 2/3 of the size it will
be as an adult or something, but I think I
was born fully loaded. (I offer an apology
to my mother at this point and thank God she
had the epidural...)
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Know any cute baby-related quotes?
Our family had a tradition on the baby's first
birthday:
You were put in the high chair and offered
several objects: a piece of bread, a book,
a dollar bill, a rosary, etc. The first thing
you picked up would indicate what you would
grow up to be in the future as an adult. I
picked up the money, then I ate the bread.
They told me that most babies just eat the
bread first! This makes me wonder just how
scientific this test is. ANSWER: not very
- since I'm still working my girly B**T off
getting enough scratch to replace my 11 yo
car. Guess I'll have to stop eating out so
often...
This is the only quote about babies I know:
Monday's Child
is fair of face
Tuesday's Child is full of grace
Wednesday's Child is full of woe
Thursday's Child has far to go
Friday's Child is loving and giving
Saturday's Child must work hard for a living
But the child that is born on the Sabbath
day
Good and kind and fair and fey!
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May 28, 2002
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Get on Go
by
Tales from the #66: Rules of
the Road, Part II
Rush Hour. Mush Hour. People stacked like an
upright cord of wood. Sardines. A friend of mine
says it is like being in Basic Training where
the Sargeant tunes you up by shouting, "OK ladies,
nuts to butts!!! Move it up!"
This means that maybe you should leave the supersize
Knapsack for those overnight camping trips at
home. That heavy briefcase witha laptop in it?
Don't hang from the upper bars with it hanging
about 2 inches from my face tempting a bludgeoning
every time the bus lurches. Gentlemen... please.
If you're going to carry a purse, learn the proper
way to control it. I almost had my eye poked out
the other day by the inattention of a fellow squeezing
himself between other folks on a SRO bus.
A very young mother got on last night with a stroller
so full of stuff she couldn't fold it up. She
just plowed through the crowd to the back of the
bus where there was an empty and plopped down
next to me. She just left the stroller right in
front of us which sent 3 people careening out
of the way. Then she played with the baby tickling
it which made him kick wildly in all directions.
I was due south and just got pummelled.
All of sudden, Mom decided to change Jr's diaper
and went to it right there on her lap. Mouths
dropped by the second like the wave at a ball
game. It was so crowded there was no where left
to go. Mom sticks the wet diydie on the top of
the stroller right next to an open can of Vienna
sausages. (How I missed those sausages I do not
know???) Then she fell asleep. Right out.
The baby reaches over, grabs the diaper, which
sends the sausages like torpedoes right in my
face THEN RIGHT ON MY KNITTING...
He starts briskly shaking the diaper while his
mother starts snoring...
I'm yelling "Oh My Gawd!!!" and somebody starts
saying "Oh Lady" just like Jerry Lewis and she
wakes up for about 3 seconds and throws the diaper
on the floor and drops right back off.
Now if those were my sausages, I would've eaten
'em before I changed the diaper...
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How to Remove Sausage Gravy
from Your Knitting: Hold piece in hand until
you get home so you don't get any on the rest
of the stuff in your bag. Put it on a washable
counter and RIP OUT 8 ROWS & CUT THE !*%$#@!@*
yarn right out of there!
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May 29, 2002
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the Never Ending Story...

Sharon wrote a few days ago, " ...hey, whatever
happened to that tencel wool stole??"
I started it on April 9, 2002. It's taken a lot
longer than I thought it would - I've never knitted
anything that just went on and on and on. I tip
my entire set of circulars to all of the bloggers
who have been crafting baby blankets for the BOOM
that's going on right now. Wow, what discipline
to make such a huge piece of fabric!
I saw Gwen's
groovy cotton shawl (and beautiful new tank
top) and I realize I wish I would've made mine
out of cotton. Mine does not lay flat (must block
MUST). And I think it might be a little heavy.
I even thought it might be too wide until I was
at the Bus Stop at Chicago Ave & Michigan Ave
watching some of our many visitors cross one of
the most popular intersections in Chicago. MANY
quite chic ladies were wearing shawls and I realized
that mine was GOING TO BE OKAY...
I am making it 22" x 72" out of Cleckheation Tencel/Wool,
which I love but am intimidated as to how to block.
The tencel is synthetic, so I'll probably just
wet block it with no steam and see how it goes.
I have done 39" so far and it's become my TV project.
I NEED William Peterson and L&O to get it on...
You Could Call this the Channel Shawl!
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BONUS TV KNIT SPOTTING:
I actually watched "Judging Amy" last night
(mostly makes me go EEwww!) and noticed Tyne
Daly had on a very cool light pumpkin colored
cardie that was handknitted. I've heard she
knits soooo I bet she made it!! Then she had
a grey cabled looong cardie and was knitting
a little blue hat
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May 30, 2002
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Urban Me This...
the little bad muse sez
"Put some sass in your class!"

click on picture
for details...
The future arrives on ChicKnits doorstep with
an urban BANG! This little shell was started about
this time last year and has been 99% done for
months (entry March 13th). Why the stall? B-O-R-I-N-G...
I love the color; the fit is oh-so-fine; the yarn
divine. But the Muse just abandoned me with this
one. I wrote a few weeks ago: "I have a Linen
Drape Shell in a beautiful Lilac that is almost
finished - Spinning
Ginn helped me sew it at S'nB - and there
it sits... But you can be sure the first fine
warm day we have, I'll be seaming and picking-up
and knitting on the finishing edges. It's like
shopping and I'm an addict. "Hi, my name is Bonne
Marie..." ("Hello, Bonne... welcome to Knitter's
Anonymous!")"
The temperature here in Chicago is running in
the mid-80s and last night was the day the Little
Bad Muse returned and implanted my brain with
the missing ingredient...
Contrast. Color. Boring is not Chic. Texture and
an unexpected turn are!
I had some of the same yarn in a different color
(Rowan calls it "Pewter" but it has a purple cast
- especially next to the lilac). I wasn't sure
I had enough of the original anyway so off we
go!
Viva la difference!
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BONUS RADIO IRELAND: Remember
Ronan Kelly from RTE Dublin that visited Stitch
'n Bitch Chicago awhile back? Click HERE
to listen to the Real Audio broadcast of the
program Morning Glory - time stamp is approximately
15:40. The Link is at the top by the date =
"Listen to the Programme".
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May 31, 2002
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HAhaHAHaha...
I knit not one stitch last
night!
That's because my hut was so hot that even
two rotating fans could not tame the sweat bots
rummaging around under my hair like tiny animals,
glazing my neck with their clammy paws. I do not
know how anyone stands it in Vegas or Arizona,
where it's routinely over 100 degrees. And Marg
Helgenberger on CSI always looks so cool too...
I really liked her flippy do from last year and
don't know why they've straightened it out so
much. Too High Maintenance... However, if you
have a Make-up Man and Hair Guy doing your look
you can continue knitting and still have a glamour
puss.
Is it wrong to long to have the life of an actress?
You are forced to be really skinny and usually
look good, even to the point of defying Mother
Nature with things like waxing and lip injections.
I saw Tracy Uhlman on Letterman once and she said
to him, "I just don't understand you Americans
- you take the fat out of your Ar** and inject
it in your lips..."
So true, and I see it all over the place these
days - always that telltale upper lip line give-away.
Yes, I am shallow. Yes, I while away time in traffic
jams on North Michigan Avenue picking out the
especially interesting plastique fantastique some
of the Chicago citizens are buying with somebody's
hard earned money. I routinely make penny bets
with a co-worker on "does/Not Nosejob" speculations.
And the winner is just whoever's turn it is to
hold the pennies... Shallow AND lame, yes.
I did get in some dayside knitting on the Magenta
Eyelet Camisole I have cookin'. This will go with
some perfectly (through no planning of mine) matched
magenta polished cotton capri's and a pair of
Light Blue High-heeled
Mules
from HowKewl.com
Except I'd probably have to get breast implants
to wear them
so maybe I better wear these
from NineWest
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